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Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:30 pm
by whitbey
Is it a counter weight?

Or a sound thing like on the Edwards horns he wouldn't use?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6PfxK0uWno

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:55 pm
by robcat2075
Ouch.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:15 am
by ZacharyThornton
Wait so the horn he helped design isn’t balanced and needs an aftermarket counterweight?

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 11:44 am
by jonphilpott
They're available here, ran the page through google translate:

https://www-joybrass-com.translate.goog ... r_pto=wapp

$180?

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 11:56 am
by tbonesullivan
Not really a new concept by any means. But since his horn7 don't have a nice spot for adding weights anymore, I guess he's got to branch out.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 4:56 pm
by tombone21
I haven't seen one of these in person yet, but I imagine this counterweight would especially come in handy for rebalancing screw bells. For the Edwards folks following along at home, that's when the bell is in two (2) pieces. Lots of makers have figured out how to do them.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:08 pm
by 2bobone
Has no one noticed that the posting was on "April Fool's Day" ?

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:19 pm
by glenp
2bobone wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:08 pm Has no one noticed that the posting was on "April Fool's Day" ?
Maybe so, but the video was posted earlier in March and the product exists on the JoyBrass site. https://www.joybrass.com/shopdetail/000 ... ge1/order/

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:24 pm
by timothy42b
Hmm. Wonder if they're something like this:

https://www.amazon.com/Climax-2C-050-Tw ... 47502&th=1

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:57 pm
by Dschwalbach
Looks to me like a large reason why he is using that is to counter the weight of the cut bell that he is now playing on. Those suckers can be heavy!

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:55 pm
by harrisonreed
2bobone wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:08 pm Has no one noticed that the posting was on "April Fool's Day" ?
Yeah, no, this is a real thing.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:23 pm
by robcat2075
That's... real?

I withdraw my previous "ouch" of irony and replace it with an "ouch" of genuine dismay.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 5:44 pm
by harrisonreed
robcat2075 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:23 pm That's... real?

I withdraw my previous "ouch" of irony and replace it with an "ouch" of genuine dismay.
https://www.joybrass.com/smartphone/det ... der&page=1


(He's using it in this awesome master class)

I mean, it's a cool idea and design. Cooler looking and more elegant than the Edwards "TERD" (bruh, who named that thing???). It's overpriced (~$200), though.

The irony is definitely that the Edwards harmonic brace IS a customizable counterweight. Maybe the most advanced counterweight around (BAC also has one). But to my knowledge Joe wasn't really using it.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2022 8:02 pm
by Jimkinkella
https://www.mcmaster.com/spacers/shaft- ... couplings/

You could always go industrial, and save $150.....

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 1:27 am
by DougHulme
You could always go industrial, and save $150.....
I see they do them crome plated - that wouldnt even look 'industrial'!

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 4:55 am
by BassPosKenner
All jokes aside, a quick release counterweight actually sounds kind of awesome for long stints with a mute in. Might finally make the jo ral bucket mute usable.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2022 9:27 am
by Elow

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:46 am
by HermanGerman
As we can here now it does not help...

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2022 2:43 pm
by robcat2075
If that one weight is good... why not two?

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2022 1:39 pm
by BigBadandBass
I actually bought one of these for my bass and have been using it for 2 weeks. I can sum up my thoughts and make a mini review if there is interest.

In short, it probably changes your sound 1-2%, for those guys it’s a big change, for me, it balances my horn and evens out the weight of the cut

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 5:54 pm
by timothy42b
BassPosKenner wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 4:55 am All jokes aside, a quick release counterweight actually sounds kind of awesome for long stints with a mute in. Might finally make the jo ral bucket mute usable.
Here you go. Two strong magnets and a couple of fender washers from Home Depot.
Magnetic counterweight.jpg

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2022 11:00 pm
by whitbey
I like that. Makes a trial cheap and easy.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 1:08 am
by DougHulme
Timothy42b... never mind the counterweight - I'm impressed with the trombone stand!!

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 1:11 am
by TromboneTallie
The man keeps Nestle Quick on the floor in case of emergencies. He makes trombone stands out of old oscillating fans. He bathes in his kitchen sink. He invented the trombilizer before Joe made it cool. He only wears bowling shoes and carries a biscuit tin. And he needs a counterweight that has more mass than the rest of his Chinese-made alto trombone. He is the Legend.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 3:12 pm
by timothy42b
TromboneTallie wrote: Fri Apr 22, 2022 1:11 am The man keeps Nestle Quick on the floor in case of emergencies. He makes trombone stands out of old oscillating fans. He bathes in his kitchen sink. He invented the trombilizer before Joe made it cool. He only wears bowling shoes and carries a biscuit tin. And he needs a counterweight that has more mass than the rest of his Chinese-made alto trombone. He is the Legend.
Well, all modesty aside:
DIY Trombone Stands.JPG

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 4:46 pm
by TromboneTallie
He grows onions using the diet Pepsi osmosis method. He is the Legend! He is Tim!

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2022 1:25 am
by DougHulme
Full of admiration!!

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 12:31 pm
by whitbey
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1izx3 ... c9CiPSoBlw

Ok, Got to show off my bone stand. 7 horns. stand is mounted on floor so nothing can bounce into each other. Wood poles with plungers. And a slide holder.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 3:07 pm
by DougHulme
Excellent :good:

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2024 6:19 am
by ROCHUT
I use it on a screw-bell Bach Artisan to re-balance the horn. It works great.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:50 pm
by baBposaune
A recent Masters graduate came to my house to try out a slide he wanted to purchase. This guy plays great and we talked shop, etc., and I noticed he had a Trombilizer on his bass so naturally I asked if it made a difference and if he likes what it does. His answer was that it does balance the horn and the sound is clearer. He got his from Dillon Music and I ordered a standard weight. I'm not easily convinced that all gadgets sold to brass players do much good but I have to say I really like this product! Way more than the "Le Freque" which never wowed me.

Yes. It IS expensive for what it is. BUT, it's more about sound. If you need a counterweight there are more reasonably priced alternatives including homemade ones. I knew within the first 3 seconds of my warmup that this is a keeper. YMMV. The start of the notes had a more "one target" feel and sound, in every register. Articulations felt a little cleaner, more solid. Another reason I bought this was to use on a front heavy 50B (single rotor) that I've never liked how it played with a Bach balancer weight. I do however like the balance and the way it plays with the standard weight Trombilizer.

If you aren't too far from Dillon's I suggest trying one out if you are the least bit curious. They come in Standard, Medium and Small.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 1:57 pm
by baBposaune
Pics of the new gadget.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 4:00 pm
by Burgerbob
I've got one of these. Great for balancing out something that just needs a titch of weight. Last used it on my 42R sterling Bach.

Nothing I currently have needs it so it sits in the drawer.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2026 5:09 pm
by baBposaune
I use it on my already pretty well balanced Shires double rotor bass. I'm keeping it on because I dig the sound and response.

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 11:21 am
by JTeagarden
I assume this has a fixed inner diameter that requires the tuning slide brace to be a certain diameter? Wondering whether it would work with a tuning slide that Scott Sweeney reversed (and used different-sized stock for the bracing?)

Re: Trombilizer Review by Joseph Alessi

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2026 1:42 pm
by Burgerbob
Yes, they fit bach/edwards/shires. I'd be surprised if Sweeney used something radically different, though it could be smaller