Christmas gifts for trombonists

[tbdana]

Okay folks, what are the best holiday gifts for trombonists? What do you want? What would you give a trombonist? And what are some of the dumbest trombone-related gifts you've gotten?

If there's good stuff in this thread I'm gonna make sure my spouse reads it.

[Fidbone]

A nice bottle of wine

[tbdana]

A nice bottle of wine

That's good for the other 364 days, too.

[dbwhitaker]

Sheet music. There must be some composition that you don't own that you'd like to have.

[imsevimse]

A got a mug with the text "Trombone the instrument for intelligent people" when I turned 60 from my colleges at work. There are all sorts of such gifts that could be appreciated. I haven't used it yet. I do not know if I'm worthy but I like to look at it from a distance though. Thomann has a lot of such gifts that could be good as christmas presents. You can spread the link to Thomann for your spose to get ideas and then I'm sure youre she can find something similar in US.
https://www.thomann.de/se/presentartikel.html

/Tom