Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

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djkennedy
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Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by djkennedy » Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:30 pm

:hi: :good: :pant: :P :geek: :idea: :D
Yes at last from long secret spring
MIRACLE MIST WATER
YES MIRACLE ETERNAL
Molecular realignment thru Duterium development
Fictionless slides absolutely guaranteed or your money with be returned BY Madeoff Enterprises
YES INDEED MIRACLE MIST WATER !!!!!!!
just think how in a deep trance state
The molecules these same molecules with half life of thousands and millions and billions of years
These MIRACLE MIST WATER precious non prescription drops are 💯 %!% totally real. The real thing
Have it your way
ON YOUR SLIDE TODAY
SPECIAL TODAY PDF FORMAT
ONLY 49.95
Plus 2.75shipping and Handel
Posaunus
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Fri Oct 16, 2020 9:52 pm

Please send me a gallon. It should mix well with my home-distilled bourbon! (Makes my slide taste better!) :cool:
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by bigbandbone » Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:16 am

Can you please supply a web site. I searched Madeoff enterprises and came up empty. Also searched Miracle Mist Water and didn't find anything related frictionless slide lubricant.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by biggiesmalls » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:04 am

bigbandbone wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:16 am
... didn't find anything related frictionless slide lubricant.
Note that the effect of the elixir is actually described as "fictionless" ...
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by BGuttman » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:27 am

Bruce Guttman
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Kbiggs » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:30 am

biggiesmalls wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:04 am
bigbandbone wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:16 am
... didn't find anything related frictionless slide lubricant.
Note that the effect of the elixir is actually described as "fictionless" ...
So is it virtually real, actually real, fictionless-ly real, or...?
I have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
—Mark Twain (attributed)
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:42 am

Kbiggs wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:30 am
biggiesmalls wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:04 am

Note that the effect of the elixir is actually described as "fictionless" ...
So is it virtually real, actually real, fictionless-ly real, or...?
The slides are "fictionless." The "Miracle Mist" is, alas, fictional. :weep:

Thanks, DJ, for this pleasant distraction.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Vegasbound » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:42 am

If you look in the mirror, and say his name 5 times....DJ appears and hands you a spray bottle of miracle mist
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by FOSSIL » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:44 am

Not everybody here knows DJ from the old forum....stand by to be amused, amazed, educated .....and get great deals. Oh, and get confused sometimes 😁

Chris
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:47 am

FOSSIL wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 10:44 am
Not everybody here knows DJ from the old forum....stand by to be amused, amazed, educated .....and get great deals. Oh, and get confused sometimes 😁

Chris
Confused? By DJ? Horrors!

My philosophy regarding DJ's missives has been to stand back, and stand by! :idk:
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bitbckt
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by bitbckt » Sat Oct 17, 2020 12:14 pm

2.75 for Handel is a steal. DJ’s deals are the very best in the business!
CharlieB
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by CharlieB » Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:19 pm

Highly recommend this product.
Been using it for years.
Be sure to ask DJ about free delivery via the cloud.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:13 pm

CharlieB wrote:
Sat Oct 17, 2020 1:19 pm
Be sure to ask DJ about free delivery via the cloud.
:good:
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by stewbones43 » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:50 pm

Here's a true slide spray story which might amuse:=

Some years ago, a local brass teacher went into her local, small town music shop (owned and run by a violinist and selling mostly sheet music and guitar straps!) The teacher asked for a trombone slide spray bottle but was told that they didn't have any in stock but could order some and they should be in store within a couple of weeks. The teacher agreed to the arrangement and left her phone number and waited for the call.
After 2 weeks she hadn't received the expected call but decided to leave it for another week. When the call still didn't arrive she went back to the store the next time she was teaching in that town to try to find out what the problem was. The store owner was very apologetic and explained that the spray bottles had arrived 2 weeks before but on unpacking them he found that they were all empty so he sent them back. :oops:

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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Bach5G » Sat Oct 17, 2020 2:55 pm

I’ll stick with my Lourdes brand. Bought a small bottle 40 years ago, never needs refilling. Bonus: pour it into a glass, turns into wine.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Lastbone » Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:16 pm

Hmmm. I hope the Miracle Goo comes in small sizes. I love my Superslick "Pocket Size" slide sprayer. It is so much more convenient than my 20 gallon, nitrogen pressurized home slide sprayer. Once I had to take THAT to a gig and nearly came away with a hernia.

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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by RoscoTrombone » Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:41 pm

Does it double up as a mouth spray? I'm forever chomping garlic before I play which for some bizarre reason isn't appreciated by the section members so a 2 in 1 would be ideal...
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:10 pm

RoscoTrombone wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:41 pm
Does it double up as a mouth spray? I'm forever chomping garlic before I play which for some bizarre reason isn't appreciated by the section members so a 2 in 1 would be ideal...
Garlic – perhaps?

Haggis – never!
bigbandbone
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by bigbandbone » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:21 pm

Hate to be the lone dissenting voice, but I'm not amused.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by RoscoTrombone » Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:34 pm

Posaunus wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:10 pm
RoscoTrombone wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:41 pm
Does it double up as a mouth spray? I'm forever chomping garlic before I play which for some bizarre reason isn't appreciated by the section members so a 2 in 1 would be ideal...
Garlic – perhaps?

Haggis – never!
It used to be haggis and irn bru (look it up) but catching one became far too difficult & time consuming...😉
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by djkennedy » Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:32 pm

The garlic flavor is especially triple distilled before vac
Vacuum extraction of the medical grade ponyphenoils
The incredible lubericity is enhanced by the blessing of pope blendidictine the 6th from Roman aquafrrd
In amphora 🏺 recently unearthed in Pompeii
Amazing preservation from beeswax lining
A few micro molecules exhibited fluorescence in
Inert krypton gas
Needless to say this extremely volatile fraction
Is sublime and the hint of sulfur mixed with garlic
Make its use in Puccini’s works all the more intoxicating
Under the light fantastic in presence of aged violins
The hot emotion of rosin
And soft beat of bassoon pads
Make forgiving the slight catch in the New York Bach 42b with G flare and LT rose outers
The perfume of the shy flautist
Oh the Miracle Mist Yes it is Epic
It is Unforgettable
By cloud by jpeg By gee By golly
Be jolly one and all
With bottle tall or small
All needs wishes and dreams
Fulfilled in future miracles
To come in your life !!!!!
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BGuttman
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by BGuttman » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:29 pm

You got anything that can cause the rosin in the bows to spontaneously ignite? :twisted:
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Posaunus » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:48 pm

djkennedy wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:32 pm
The garlic flavor is especially triple distilled before vac
...
Fulfilled in future miracles
To come in your life !!!!!
Pure poetry, DJ! :cool:
Vegasbound
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Vegasbound » Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:15 am

It was so much better before they changed the recipe
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by Kbiggs » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:15 am

The random beauty of Kennedy English!
I have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
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Re: Miracle Water slide lube !!!!

Post by FOSSIL » Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:54 am

djkennedy wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:32 pm
The garlic flavor is especially triple distilled before vac
Vacuum extraction of the medical grade ponyphenoils
The incredible lubericity is enhanced by the blessing of pope blendidictine the 6th from Roman aquafrrd
In amphora 🏺 recently unearthed in Pompeii
Amazing preservation from beeswax lining
A few micro molecules exhibited fluorescence in
Inert krypton gas
Needless to say this extremely volatile fraction
Is sublime and the hint of sulfur mixed with garlic
Make its use in Puccini’s works all the more intoxicating
Under the light fantastic in presence of aged violins
The hot emotion of rosin
And soft beat of bassoon pads
Make forgiving the slight catch in the New York Bach 42b with G flare and LT rose outers
The perfume of the shy flautist
Oh the Miracle Mist Yes it is Epic
It is Unforgettable
By cloud by jpeg By gee By golly
Be jolly one and all
With bottle tall or small
All needs wishes and dreams
Fulfilled in future miracles
To come in your life !!!!!
Laughed and nearly cried....blendidictine the 6th....aahhh... DJ wordmeister.

Chris
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