Jokes and one liners from the back row

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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by whitbey » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:12 am

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by cmcslide » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:41 am

I went to the Canary Islands once... didn't see a single canary anywhere. Same thing in the Virgin Islands, though, no canaries there either!
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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by whitbey » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:18 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by JeffDeault » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:05 pm

What's the difference between a bassoon and a vacuum cleaner?

Vibrato.
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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by afugate » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:55 am

JeffDeault wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:05 pm
What's the difference between a bassoon and a vacuum cleaner?

Vibrato.
Your vacuum cleaner can do vibrato? Cool! :good: :lol:

--Andy in OKC
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Re: Jokes and one liners from the back row

Post by whitbey » Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:48 am

When life gives you lemons...
kill them
crush them
drink their souls
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